babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

why did the semen cross the road?

because i put on the wrong sock this morning

(Source: 420dongsquad)

paralyticstalks:

walk up in the club like whoops wrong building

(Source: slavetranslator)

  • *throws grenade at you* think fast

It’s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it’s nothing and I can’t even afford a taco.

(Source: brutonn-gaster)

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

anclrew:

don’t tell me ur sorry cause i doubt that’s ur name

(Source: veiny)